A Fun Look at the DBA

Posted in June 7, 2012 ¬ 9:31 am.DBTA Editor1 Comment »

A bunch of us got together and put our heads together for what DBA really stand for. Regardless of if its, an Oracle DBA, SQL Server DBA, DB2 DBA, MySQL DBA. If you have one that is not on the list please share with us.

DBA Stands For …

  • Data Base Administrator
  • Don’t be assertive
  • Doing business after-hours
  • Don’t bother asking
  • Don’t be afraid
  • Don’t beg anymore
  • Dumb But Adorable
  • Driven By Aggression
  • Deaf But Astute
  • Drinking Beer Allday
  • Drugs Beer and Alcohol
  • Deep Brain Activity
  • Deaf But Astute
  • Dubious Business Acronyms
  • Default Blame Acceptor

If you have one that you feel should be added please let me know.

Michael Corey
Founder & CEO, Ntirety
My Personal Twitter Account: @Michael_Corey



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  • Ashok Pandey says:
    June 21, 2012 at 3:17 am

    Nice collection of description of DBAs…. But the most suitable apart from the real one Data Base Administrator is Default Blame Acceptor . Superb… Boss @ Michael Corey