“Internet Time.” Ah yes, futuristic, yet contemporary, very cool, post dot.com pervasive, chic, fast, efficient, lots of black clothing. Here’s the 411, though: “Internet Time” for most websites can be more like the New Jersey Garden State Parkway on a sunny Saturday afternoon in mid-July – balky, slow, subject to maddening stoppages, and relying on legacy-style manual reporting by frustrated customers to identify its problems.